If you want to get hold of me

bear in mind I'm not very tactile in fact

I'm Hugaphobic and may go into Hugaphylactic shock

But if you send a message via this form I may get back to you but equally I may not

If I don't it could be for a variety of reasons

But most likely because I'm just plain forgetful about such stuff


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This little Benderskum from Batu Gajah has no fucks left to give

However if you wish you can send me a million pounds (£1,000,000)

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